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Mystery Striker

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    LVG has confirmed that we're in talks to sign one and its not a name that's being linked in the press either.
     
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    Balotelli?
     
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    Falcao
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I cannot take this thread seriously as I read the title of the thread in the musical tone of The Beatles track Paperback Writerrrrrr.


    Admit it, you're doing it now :biggrin:

    Mystery Strikerrrrrrrr
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Charlie Austin.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Marlon Harewood?
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Dear Sir or Madam, will you play for me?
    It took me years to get here, and my name is LVG!
    We're based in manchester, best club in the land
    And you need a job, so I want you to be our mystery striker.

    Mystery strikerrrrrrrrr!
     
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    Darren Bent.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Marcos Bent
     
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  11. Stan

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    You all know what I think about this thread.
     
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  12. Treble

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Got it, defo going to be Adebayor.
     
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    Nice, good call.
     
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    Titas Bramble.
     
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    No you're being silly he's not a striker.





    He's a right winger.
     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You're right. That's the surprise! He can play anywhere
     
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    The surprise is when he bundles you into a taxi and tells you to stop screaming
     
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