Mysteries of the Universe and other important questions

The international break and the absence of proper football has left me in an existential crisis pondering vital life issues.

Carex have a line of handwash, dubbed the "Fun Edition", which comes in flavours such as bubblegum and Cola bottles. I am particularly smitten with the Strawberry Laces version and was wondering:

* Is there a Strawberry Lace flavoured eau de toilet?
* If so, how do I obtain this?
* If not, WHY NOT?
* On a scale of 100% to Daniel Sturridge, how fit is Mane?

I cannot be arsed googling the above questions, so I will rely on the denizens of Not606 (where I get all of my knowledge) to enlighten me. #lazierthangreez

 

Unless you're eating / drinking the stuff, wouldn't it be fragrance rather than flavour?

 

What else would you do with eau de toilet?

 

I used the bubblegum flavour without realising it was that, shock to the nose when not expecting it!

I do like the nice smelling shower gel. Had mango one, got banana one and got raspberry and vanilla

 

Have a number 2 or a number 3 on de toilet?

 

Whats a number 3

 

Good thread.

Crop circles are real and very mysterious.

Roswell happened.

#ibelieve

 

A wee wee.

 

Chocolate Orange hand wash is da bomb.

 

That's a number 1

 

Sick

 

My girls like the strawberry laces hand wash. They have strawberry flavoured toothpaste as well lol.

 

Isnt that a 1?

 

No. he's having 2 wee wee so 1 +1 = 2

 

****ing superb thread I will get on this properly tomorrow.

 

What part of pissing does 1 rhyme with?



Might as well call it a number 8........urinate.

 

So it's still not a 3? A wee and a poo = 3 in theory but a poo always comes with a free wee I find

 

You haven't read the instructions have you?

 

The bit after you've finished.... Done