My Turn At Posting A Sh*t Thread

I thought some of you would be pleased to hear that American Samoa won yesterday, for the first time in 17 years, after 30 straight defeats. They're joint-bottom of the World Rankings and, as we all know, lost 31-0 to Australia in 2001.

They beat Tonga 2-1.

Is this the start of American Samoa's dominance of world football?

 

No.

But how depressed must the Tonganinians be?

 

If I were Tongan, I'd throw myself in the Pacific in the hope I'd be eaten by a shark of some kind.

 

I prefer Tonganonian.

But in all fairness I think I would find a less painful way of suicide :')

 

But the Tongans did only have ten players. So they had to go fly keeper.

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