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My Thoughts On The Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Sep 24, 2023.

  1. Magdad

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    The team news was announced and my heart sank immediately knowing it was going to be another long day at the office.

    Eddie naming only Barnes out of this summers recruits. What the **** have these guys done to deserve not being picked? It boggles the mind.

    What was the point in signing the likes of Livermento and Hall if Howe is going to persistently not play either of them?

    Howe is clearly going for his ****ty plan A and playing a 4-3-3 formation, when anybody that knows anything about football knows he should be playing a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 formation. The man has clearly lost the plot and is just one dimensional.

    Anyway's here are my thoughts

    Nick Pope 1/10
    I can't believe we got rid of Karl Darlow and kept this bloke. Pope may be a nice bloke but the game clearly passed him by. Not only was his kicking none existent today but, the lazy bastard refused to use his hands too. He clearly needs replaced in Jan.

    Kieron Trippier 1/10
    Why Faustino Livermento is not getting game time is beyond me? I mean, I've watched the kid on match of the day twice a couple of years ago and those 3 minutes in total was enough to tell me here should clearly be the number 1 right back. Trippier was another who just let the game go by him. Can't remember him making oe single tackle in the entire 90 minutes in the right back position.

    Fabian Schar 1/10
    Another one of Howe's bum chums. The fact this joker keeps out Jamal Lascelles (captain fantastic) is nothing short of a disgrace. Yet another lazy bastard who just let the game get by him. Don't remember him making a single tackle in the entire 2nd half.

    Sven Botman 2/10
    I used to be a fan of Botman, but today finished me with him. When will this kid learn not to leave his defensive duties behind and stop trying to score goals? Fuming we give this kid a chance and sold the ultra reliable Ciaran Clark. With heavy heart will have to go against better judgement and at least give him a point for his goal.

    Dan Burn 2/10
    Yet another one who clearly has nude pics of Howe in the shower. Like Livermento I seen a good 2 minutes of Lewis Hall last season on Match of the Day and like Livermento he can't displace this bumbling oaf. Another defender that let the game get by him, made no defensive contribution what so ever and made the fatal decision of actually scoring a ****ing goal that forces me to give hi my maximum points of 2/10

    Bruno Guimaraes 2/10
    Can't believe that clueless, one dimensional idiot played Bruno ahead of Tonali in the DLP role. When will Howe learn that this man is clearly a goalkeeper in the making? Low and behold he gets his new deal and all of a sudden thinks he can score a goal to celebrate. Another one I'm pissed off with as I am now forced to give him 2/10

    Sean Longstaff 2/10
    Another baffling decision by Howe. Why play this 4-3-3 when Longstaff is clearly the weak link in the team and shape? Another one who just never got involved in his defensive responsibilities and another one who had to crop up and score to force a 2/10.

    Elliot Anderson 1/10
    Has to be his worse performance in a black and white shirt, I mean, Imagine getting out scored by Dan ****ing Burn? Kid needs to be dropped and play some regular minutes in the womens team if he's going to let Dan Burn outscore him.

    Miggy Almiron 2/10
    WTF? Why does the clueless Howe keep persisting with this guy? He has zero end product, can't cross, can't finish and proves that last season was clearly a Purple patch. Scored a goal so through very gritted teeth I'd better give him a 2/10

    Harvey Barnes 3/10
    ****ing yes, finally someone who was bought in the summer that has the Nudey Howe pics on his phone and finally gets picked. Thought he was electric, up and down like a Bi-Polar Geordie Ginola. Clearly my man of the match

    Callum Wilson 2/10
    Yet another who let the side down defensively, missed at least 3 glorious chances to score but finally did so will be giving him a 2/10
     
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  2. boxheed

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    I disagree
     
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    I don't agree
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We should sack Howe and get Bruce back.
     
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  5. Magdad

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    I disagree <laugh>
     
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  6. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    He was no worse than Rafa.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You WANT Livramento to play?

    Think he's a complete waste of money, why buy Ashby, send him on loan and sign an identical lad for £40m?

    By this stage if we stuck with Ashby he could have a handful of apps and be sound
     
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  9. Magdad

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    I disagree
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We need to sack Eddie and all of our players cos they are ****.

    We should be winning 0-15 against these ****ehawks.
     
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  11. Roland Deschain

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    More or less agree, but I'd add Gordon at 4/10.

    Barnes wasn't more than 0.5.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I don’t know. I thought you got the thread perfectly **** as intended
     
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