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My pretend holiday to Dubai again

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  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Fly 18th June Quantas

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    £500


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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 8, 2013
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Make sure you have a bunk up on the beach. It's a local tradition.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Far too hot.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 8, 2013
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    And a good fight. They love that there too.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 8, 2013
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Also, don't forget to take a few bottles of whisky to distribute among the locals. You'll win many friends that way.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

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    I have family there ,no problem<cool>
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 8, 2013
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    Take a copy of the Bible, a few packets of pork scratchings and some cartoon pictures of Mohamed with his 6 year old wife <ok>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 8, 2013
  9. LEROY FER 10

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    standard
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dubai is the ****test place I've ever been.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 8, 2013

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    And a copy of gay mens monthly.
     
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  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    OP's a fantasist.
     
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    Tina., Jun 9, 2013
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    And this coming from a mutant from South Lanarkshire.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 9, 2013
  14. LEROY FER 10

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    Still taping your cock to your thighs Tim/Tina?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 9, 2013
  15. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Dubai is not the ****test place I've ever been, but try naively wandering about on your own trying to find somewhere to have a pint - just keep wandering into hotels covered in sweat asking "is this hotel dry?" until you find one that's not, is a Chelsea supporters club, and has no one in the bar except for the Filipino girl serving you.
     
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  16. Erik

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    Aye, we all know what that means <yikes>

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  17. LEROY FER 10

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    Beer money & Chivas
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 15, 2013
  18. Cruyff's Turn

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    Dubai..Blackpool for lottery winners.
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 19, 2013
  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Very nice,I like a big bed.Is that all reclaimed land?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 19, 2013
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