I think I got District Line's unfortunately, as they're high heels, but alas! For one day only (Sunday) I am a blue through-and-blue. Fitting really, as I once genuinely got described by a female comedienne as having the bluest humourous material she'd ever seen (I pointed out she'd obviously never seen a dead baby's arm). So to start off my Chelsea supporting career, I decided to learn the history. I don't trust Wikipedia, as it has undoubtedly been edited by an asexual 14 year-old with an ipad, so I've decided to use Youtube instead: "Chelsea tradition" [video=youtube;lGlXaZFNTxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGlXaZFNTxc[/video] What I learned: I always thought Chelsea was in London, but apparently it's in America (and people always moan about Swansea ), and only inhabited by sexy women. Kudos "Chelsea chant" [video=youtube;mh82a28fkf0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh82a28fkf0[/video] What I learned: Chelsea fans are psychic. Should probably have become a Chelsea fan before I'd submitted my predictions for this weeks scores. s**t. -This one was in the middle of a youtube-marathon, where you get sucked into the bowels of endless youtube clips. [video=youtube;3uwec6BEO_Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uwec6BEO_Y[/video] What I learned: You employ strikers of indeterminable age. And I can probably get away with telling women I'm 21... If there's anything else you think I should know about our club before the match, so I can feel like a true C , please post it below!!! Come on you C'sssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
