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My New Dentist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    highly pumpable. got big tits too its quite relaxing having them brush against your forehead when getting a filling.

    i'd give her a filling <ok>
     
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  2. Castleger

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    I assume you'll have made another appointment Dougie<ok>
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i bought a big bottle of irn bru to use as mouthwash <ok>
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

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    Did you get a boner?
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    was nursing a semi most of the way through. she must have wondered why i took so long to stand up at the end. <laugh>
     
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  6. ma mate used to hit hardons when the nurses were inspectin his baws, (he had the cancer) said it was ****in embarrassin. he's got a weapon tae. occupational hazard for nurses
     
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  7. Castleger

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    You should go for it Dougie, for all we know she was thinking....Who is this hunk with the bulge in the trousers, I'd love to **** him right there in the chair <ok>
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    when she applies that drill to you irn bru destroyed lower right incisor and notices your wee erection she's going to think you're into pain dougie. for a dentist this must be the biggest turn on there is <ok>
     
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    got the same scenario wae my new dentist, however she is fae Derry!!!
    not long moved over here and i'm pretty sure she is single, but she is fae Derry!!!
    nice looking lass with ample body, but she is fae Derry!!!

    wot would yous do?
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    i was visiting a mate in hospital who was smacked up on morphine and the nurse (pretty fit) started giving him a sponge bath as we were sitting at the end of the bed, she's washing his balls in front of us (i could've done with some warning) when he gets a rager and says in a delighted voice "i've got a boner! hur hur hur". he was badly burnt so had clear plastic bags taped onto his hands (to keep moisture in), his skin was dyed black from the smoke in the vehicle and his hair was singed into an afro. it was like a giant black and white minstrel was laughing and waving his cock about.

    it was a bit surreal
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

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    Birds don't understand hard ons & all that ****.

    I was in a mates flat & his mrs' mate, a right ****ing slag was telling stories of all this **** sh'sd done, real ****ing graphic like. My cock was up like Peter Crouch rising at a corner. Managed to style it a wee bit so it wasn't at a right angle mind.

    The bird thought I had a massive cock after that & kindly went round telling everyone <ok>
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    ****it if shes in to pain she will be into far more. dirty bitch.
     
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