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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    On sale now for £1 at http://amzn.to/1TOM3U5 . The original is free for the next 5 days at http://amzn.to/1HXvWak . Get them both, now, or I'll start posting regularly on here again. And none of us want that, do we?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I canny read
     
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    I don't have a kindle how much for a proper book made of paper ?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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    You don't need a kindle - any mobile, tablet or PC will do it. There is a paperback version, but it's rather more pricey at £8 <ok>
     
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    No flirting/harassing on my advert fred <grr>
     
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    Price is no object for this well read socialite .
    I shall purchase one after I cash my giro.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is there a talking book option?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am I in yer book?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Can sum **** read it then tell me if Trev is in it? Then maybe I'll read it
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You die tragically in Australia in the first paragraph of chapter one. <ok>
     
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    i'll be gettin it beale gave me a loan of the first wan
     
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    Does it come with a free set of crayons?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Good man.
    If you ring me on 01234567890 I will read the whole thing out to you.
    Bit part - Cabinet member.
    Mentioned in passing - Shadow Prime Minister.
     
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    am i in it
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I'm not :(
     
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    No Jiffy, No Mr D I Sabled, No Sheikh, No Subo.

    No doubt it's ****ing ****e. Stuart, you're a poof.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bir part? Bit ****ing part ya ****? <grr>

    Am a serious ****in actor ya bam, I don't do no ****in bit parts <grr>
     
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    This is probably not a good time to tell you your character is shared with ER. (Drew Gamble)
    Terrorist Aldo Boyle meets a painful end about half way through.
    Soz m8 finished it b4 u joined like
     
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