My Name Is Wise James, I Finger Dogs Bums.

Lets have a look at a few things because i want to know how you feel about all this

Firstly the last couple of weeks headlines.
Sunderland 0-3 Fulham
No excuses for poor defending - Bruce

Sunderland boss Steve Bruce Bruce 'alarmed' by Black Cats defence

'Amateurish' defence upsets Bruce
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How is it feeling to still be the second best team in the north east, it was the same last year when we were getting bigger crowds then you lot in the championship,

Now im not trying to wind you all up because then i could say 5.1, bruces face is the same colour as your shirts , the only thing that is going to be lifted at the stadium of light is this years potato's

Anyway..... you dont get a face like that without being a drinker and a sunderland manager

back to my point, how are you lot feeling then
we have dominated you in both matches
have 11+ goal difference
2 matches to go for us and yourself and you have 2 hardcore matches, cheslea and brum there is nout but pride to play for.

SUNDERLAND
Home L L L L W L
Away L L D L L W
Collated L L L W L W

Newcastle
Home D D L W D W
Away D W L L D L
Collated W L D D L W



Any1 outraged, guess i hit a soft spot
Any1 with constructive feedback or something in english would be good.

 

How does it feel?

how does it feel to have your prostrate gland tickled everyday by your dad's tongue...

 

What is a technition? It sound interesting?

 

wow a macken using big words, amazing

aye me dad rims me.

your clearly frustrated go ask your sister for a bash you pleb

 

This is a very poor attempt.

You were the better team than us last season, because you had bigger crowds??

From that point there, any valid observation you made was tarnished, and if that's you on the picture, you're an ugly ****er to boot.

Bye!

 

Well apart from tiote, we pritty much have the same team and have had you chasing us all year long, so yes, we are and always will be the best team in the northe east..


lol im ugly aye, but your mam didnt seem to think so, I love the childish antics, been there done that.

 

how have we got 2 hardcore matches and you have nothing but pride, is that a way of saying, if we get beat which we probably will, it doesnt matter.

in all honesty though, i dont give a crap what the toon do, never have, never will, you have still won **** all since 74 and even then it was a crap cup, so all your jibes at us dont mean sod all im afriad, i know we have been crap in recent history, and the last 2 years the wheels have falling off, I dont need you to tell me that.

 

bonny lad, you've got a face only your mother could love ....

 

Chasing you all year?

You've been above us 3 weeks in a 39 week season.

Are you actually this dumb mate?

Your an embarrasement to the good lads who come on our board with some good banter and wummery.

And you really are ugly as ****.

 

clap clap, back the ******s

 

I feel that maybe you should of waited until after our final 2 games.

 

Why answer him. I can use big words but follow Winston Churchills adage (Know what one those is) that small words are the best. He should to Timbuctoo if he knows where that is(its the capital od Mali in West Africa).

 

A european cup is a crap cup class!

 

So your clearly one of those people who gets emabarrased, Real men dont

Am i dumb, well no i support newcastle that should answer that,

Yes i apologise to any newcastle fans who are looked down upon by mackems because of what another toon fan said, truly im sorry lads

And as for being ugly as **** well, if you said i was attractive id have called you gay

 

To be fair mate, they binned it, and the way teams qualified for it was mind boggling.

Was like qualifying for Europe via a Wonka bar!

 

True that, but there is no fun in that

 

Aye but don't be that ****ing stupid. Its a European Cup, we had to beat some big clubs in order to win it. If the shoe was on the other foot and all that.

 

If i was gay, i wouldn't object to being called gay, you'd still be **** ugly.

So, how have we been 'chasing you all season?'

Do explain how being ahead of you for 87% of the season to date you came to this conclusion.

Your not that wise, are you mate.

YOUR A BIT ****ING STUPID.

Badger, i know mate

 

...and you're having fun now? Very sad boy...

 

While the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup is recognised as the predecessor to the UEFA Cup, it was not organised by UEFA. Consequently, UEFA do not consider clubs' records in the Fairs Cup to be part of their European record.

like i said crap cup.

I have already said in thread on your board that Newcastle are the bigger Team than Sunderland, and we have quite a few more years before we can hope to become as big as you, but like i said in this thread, I dont really give a ****e.

and atm both of us are not exactly setting the world on fire with our amazing football and fantastic league positions.