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My missus made me smile

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by dickmalonespecial, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. dickmalonespecial

    dickmalonespecial Member

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    as i sat at my laptop reading a post by manageordial and laughing, she say's what's amusing you? so i tell her and she replies "newcastle, didn't they use to be a big club?". well i laughed my tits off, even "she who knows nowt about football" knew that they were now a joke.
     
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    dickmalonespecial, Feb 10, 2011
  2. Bigdownunder

    Bigdownunder New Member

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    Muckems would be a big club in their premiership record was better then Charlton's Coventry Wimbledon Sheff.Wed or Boro's
     
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    Bigdownunder, Feb 10, 2011
  3. vauxsamson

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    <rose>

    For your wife, she deserves it for that answer.
     
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    vauxsamson, Feb 10, 2011
  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    MackemsRule, Feb 10, 2011
  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    My wife made me smile, she said "i'm off out"

    She'd kill me if she saw this mind.
     
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    mackemwelder, Feb 10, 2011
  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    both my wives made me very happy when they said, I want a divorce, fanbloodytastic
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Feb 10, 2011
  7. Mr-SAFC

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  8. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    If my wife smiled I would ask her if she had wind!!!:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 10, 2011
  9. Ameobi's Zeppelin

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    Your wife made me smile as well. Five times in One night.
     
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    Ameobi's Zeppelin, Feb 10, 2011
  10. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    That went down like a burnt out zeppelin...<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 11, 2011

  11. Ameobi's Zeppelin

    Ameobi's Zeppelin Member

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    So did she.

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    Ameobi's Zeppelin, Feb 11, 2011
  12. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Dear God this is embarrassing are you now the best the unwashed can send?
    As a WUM you fail as a Troll you fail.
    What's the matter do the rest of the unwashed ignore you?
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 11, 2011
  13. ReadingSAFC

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    Even a random word generator could put a sentance together better than you.... do you just stick a pin in a dictionary and type the words it passes though?
     
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    ReadingSAFC, Feb 11, 2011

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