Its a dilemma ive faced in the past before i met my girlfriend! There was this girl who used to come in and play and she done my ****ing nut in always had a bad attitude and spoke to me like a piece of **** she wasnt that great looking even ugly you might say but she had that filthy look about her you know the type! I was 20 and i think she was about 25 and quite snobby and abrubt but one day i had the sudden urge to bend her over and bang her silly! She was having a bad day on the machines and came up to me and said its broken it isnt paying out in a snobby voice(the only snob ive ever saw in Ayrshire) But this voice gave me a semi but i was raging at the same time and even more raging when she said i was useless cos i couldnt fix her machine and i lost it and said **** you(hmm could lose my job over this i thought) But out the blue she replied "You would love to **** me wouldnt you"! I was lost for words and she just walked away and said see you later and before i know it i had a fully fledged boner! Thankfully it was home time and when i got home i tore the heid aff it several times! Everytime she came back the hatred grew but so did my urge to bang her! In the end she moved away to England and i was glad as i ****ing hated her but it was maybe bitter sweet as id loved to have banged her up the arse as it was cracking! The girl my mate wants to pump but hates at the same time is a workmate but that aint good cos the tension will keep building and he will end up banging her in the work bogs and get caught
**** you Johnbhoy I read through all that pish and just as I was gettin a semi thinking you were finally about to shag her she ****ed off to England! Disappointed doesn't even come close.
Rocket im hopeless with burds had i made a move i think i could have been in! When she said " I bet you would love to **** me" The look of filth on her face was a picture! My answer was poor i just said whit? I think ive i had admitted i wanted to bang her i think i would have but it didnae happen!
