Just had some emails and I have won 500 FREE business cards and Jayne says I am entered to win a prize. Oh and some nice peole want to get me back my insurance premiums from my bank, didnt even know I had paid those, up to £7,000 I may be getting.
Me too! I got one from a Nigerian prince who want to put $80m in my bank, he just needs my details to do it. That's me retired now then.
Aye, but it may be another prince. This guy told me he had 24 brothers. Ah that would be the life. Fishing, spot of golf, fancy restaurants, fillet steaks, my own jaccuzi. Cant wait.
You ****! £500 ****ing knicker? I just remortgaged. Damn, I can feel a fleece coming on. I'll have to hide this from Janie. Shush now, say **** all.
fool, you deserve all you get for falling for it, at least mine was genuine, letterhead and the lot he had, and a crown.
Did it look anything like this Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA Dear Mr. Syd, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager 1990 http://www.papermodelers.com/forum/comedy-stand/4674-best-nigerian-scam-letter-ever.html
Haha, aye that's very similar. I actually did get something like that a couple of years ago. Iwas gonna move to New Zealand as well. Ho hum.
Can't trust the locals after dark don't you know. Too many to list but have a look. F'in hilarious. http://ebolamonkeyman.com/
Try "Sarvin Marvin"@ Kason Bello- Was NOT falling for the banana in the tail pipe trick. The most laughs I've had in ages. Not doing much work. Hope Syd takes a look.
Now I'm worried. Talking like that I get the feeling shes asleep. The picture top left is classic but buggered if I'll write it as someone will take the piss later Re: Iama..
1.34pm Wednesday afternoon. Tell you what though I'd love to grab one of them for an avatar. Knowing my luck someone will get offended & I'll be hung out to dry by some to gooder
