My left armpit!

As I said a couple of weeks ago, my left armpit sweats a lot more than my right and one of my mates from the fair town/village of Loughall said that he would bring some spray called "Rock" for me, he said it would dry a swimming pool. Any **** heard of it?

 

do you like me ?

i do

 

N.B. Feel free to start any sort of bigotry if it makes my thread look better and more interesting.

 

shut up froggy <amidoingitright>

 

hahaha, what the **** are you on about?

 

you know big monaco knew, everyone

 

I hate Funians. They have faces like pickled Onions.

 

Faces like bags of smashed crabs<seemingly>