My Imaginary Scottish League

This is an imaginary Scottish League I have created

Stripey Poptarts FC

Formed 1887

Colours Fuchsia

Stadium 60,000 all seater

The Double Toaster








... no need for any other teams because Stripey Poptarts win everything anyway ...

 

Scotland is a wasteland that doesn't need referencing in any way, shape or form

 

One team league as always. Possibly the most uncompetitive league in Europe.

It's embarrassing being connected to those skirt wearing, buck fast drinking, braveheart watching grease bags.

 

Why not have a team called, oh I don't know, how about Glasgow Celtic? Let them win everything, and **** everybody else!?





Oh, wait a minute!......

 

Build up Hadrian's wall!!!

 

BRB would rather you didn't start threads like this, because somebody will bring up robbed dead squashed people or plane crashes and it will all end in tears and take up his valuable time.

 

**** me this is desperate stuff lads. Really this is the best you can do?

 

This guy knows what he's talking about.

Can we include Ireland in that description too?

 

Ain't no black in the Union Jack.

@NationalFront

 

Nearly spat out my deep fried mars bar at this!!

 

So long as it was only nearly!...

 

Lives in France ^^^^^

 

Well they sure showed us.

 

So what's this. Are these upitty Nigel pooves getting uppity?

Fandans the lot of them. I shall say no more because brb has a family function tonight and I don't want him spending all night replying to ****y Nigels reporting posts like he had to do last night.

 

Probably preparing for the Rugby, if they get whipped they'll be saying they don't care about rugby, if we lose...well, you can guess the rest.

 

I care! Played the game for 20+ years. I think it will be a close game. You lot have improved a lot, but I hope we can still have too much for you.

 

This is the real imaginary Scottish League... some crackers in here.

http://www.not606.com/threads/my-imaginary-scottish-league.322761/

 

FTFY