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My Imaginary English League

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  1. RoryFSmith

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    This is an imaginary English League I have created


    Queenham Victorians FC

    Formed 1870

    Colours Purple

    Stadium 45,000 alls eater

    The Victoria Dome


    Thesingham City

    Formed 1889

    Colours Yellow and Green

    Stadium 25,000 alls eater

    Badger Street Stadium



    Southceister

    Formed 1899

    Colours Red

    Stadium 29,000 alls eater

    The Scottish Old Stadium



    Northcester United

    Formed 1887

    Colours Black and White

    Stadium 50,000 alls eater

    St James Stadium


    East Engine Locomotives

    Formed 1889

    Colours Sky Blue

    Stadium 20,000 alls eater

    Sky Road Valley Stadium


    Glaspool

    Formed 1882

    Colours Blue and Black stripes

    Stadium 78,000 alls eater

    The Glaspool County Centurion Stadium


    Glaspool United

    Formed 1887

    Colours Green and red hoops

    Stadium 78,000

    The Glaspool County Centurion Stadium


    Sorrowford Albion

    Formed 1886

    Colours White

    Stadium 31,000

    Albion Park



    Hamfordbridge United

    Formed 1889 as Hamfordbridge Harp changed name 1901

    Colours Orange and black stripes

    Stadium 30,000 alls eater

    Tangerine Stadium


    Edwardcastle Fortress

    Formed 1892

    Colours Green and Blue hoops

    Stadium 50,000 allseateer

    The Fortress


    James Town Forest

    Colours Red and white stripes

    Formed 1875

    Colours Red

    Stadium 29,000 all seater

    St Morton Stadium


    Ballwich City

    Colours Dark Blue

    Formed 1905

    Stadium 28,000 all seater

    Robin Road Park


    Heart of Cristlebrough

    Colours Red and Blue stripes

    Formed 1878

    Stadium 19,000 all seater

    Cristlebrough Road


    Learningham

    Colours Black and Gold stripes

    Formed 1915

    Stadium 26,000 allseater

    Holmes Stadium


    Foxham University

    Colours Red and Black Hoops

    Formed 1865

    Stadium 15,000 alls eater

    The Rectangle Stadium


    Old Harleyburians

    Colours sky blue

    Formed 1864

    Stadium 14,000 alls eater

    The School Road Park


    Infinton

    Colours Dark Blue

    Formed 1889

    Stadium 20,000 alls eater

    Ton Black Stadium


    Caerwhiteton

    Colours Purple

    Formed 1923

    Stadium 23,000 all seater

    Red Stadium


    Gwinmouth

    Colours White

    Formed 1909

    Stadium 31,000 alls eater

    Copernicus Stadium


    Castle River

    Colours Blue and white stripes

    Formed 1903

    Stadium 28,000 allseater

    Lisara Stadium


    Stagington

    Colours red

    Formed 1876

    Stadium 48,000 allseater


    Swordsmith

    Colours blue

    Formed 1884

    Stadium 32,000 all seater

    The Metal Dome


    Eastonburgh Scottish

    Colours Dark Blue

    Formed 1876

    Stadium 28,000 all seater

    Yr Alban Park


    Eastonburgh Welsh

    Colours Dark Red

    Formed 1876

    Stadium 20,000 all seater

    Snowdon Road



    Eastonburgh Irish

    Formed 1879

    Colours Green and brown hoops

    Stadium 18,000 all seater

    Cork Park


    Eastonbrugh Cornish

    Colours White and Red stripes

    Formed 1899

    Stadium 9,000 all seater

    East Park


    Royal Eastonbrugh

    Colours Blue and Red Stripes

    Formed 1887

    Stadium 60,000 all seater

    The Palace


    Coalport Cymru

    Formed 1902

    Colours Blue

    Stadium 30,000 all seater

    The Welsh River


    Coalport Racers

    Formed 1874

    Stadium 12,000 all seater

    The Rex Park


    Mouseport

    Colours Brown

    Formed 1932

    Stadium 18,000 all seater

    Racyea Stadium


    Newfort County

    Colours Yellow and Black stripes

    Formed 1879

    Stadium 12,000 all seater

    Ninth Stadium



    Covendu

    Colours Dark Green

    Formed 1902

    Stadium 29,500 all seater

    Green River Park



    Millmother

    Colours Orange

    Formed 1897

    Stadium 17,500 all seater

    Rose Stadium Park


    Manstag Orwell

    Colours Black and White stripes

    Formed 1945

    Stadium 25,00 all seater

    1984 Park


    Manstag Shakespeare

    Colours Red and White Stripes

    Formed 1894

    Stadium 32,000 all seater

    Macbeth Park


    Royal King Capitals

    Colours Purple

    Formed 1868

    Stadium 48,000 all seater

    Real Park


    Dortington Ham City

    Colours Red

    Formed 1875

    Stadium 32,000 all seater

    Thery Park


    New India

    Colours Gold and Yellow stripes

    Formed 1945

    Stadium 32,000 all seater

    Delhi Dome


    Jamaican Old Boys

    Colours Gold

    Formed 1960

    Stadium 18,000 all seater

    Kingston Park


    Mudbrough Old City

    Colours Purple and Yellow stripes

    Formed 1899

    Stadium 24,000 all seater

    Western Circle Stadium


    Mudbrough New City

    Colours Green and Orange Stripes

    Formed 1898

    Stadium 24,000 all seater

    Western Circle Stadium


    Tenth Valley Green Raiders

    Colours Blue

    Formed 1904

    Stadium 20,000 all seater

    The Water Park


    Deenham

    Colours Red

    Formed 1903

    Stadium Goram Park

    Stadium 68,000 all seater


    Eastonburgh Arabia

    Colours Blue

    Formed 1994

    Stadium 35,000 all seater

    Arabian Super Park


    Churchvalley Town

    Colours Dark Red

    Formed 1904

    Stadium 17,500 all seater

    Holly Water Stadium


    Mountainview Lakers

    Colours Blue

    Formed 1950

    Stadium 12,000 all seater

    Snow Nevis Stadium


    Hambury City

    Colours Yellow

    Formed 1918

    Stadium 21.000 all seater

    Trotter Park


    Tacfyr Albion

    Colours Red and white stripes

    Formed 1878

    Stadium 21,000 all seater

    Kramer Park


    Tacfyr Friday

    Colours Blue and yellow stripes

    Formed 1879

    Stadium 24,000 all seater

    Schoolhouse Stadia


    Meadowharbour United

    Colours Orange and red stripes

    Formed 1923

    Stadium 15,500 all seater

    The Centurion

    English League Champions

    1888 Heart of Cristlebrough

    1889 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1890 Queenham Victorians FC

    1891 Queenham Victorians FC

    1892 Foxham University

    1893 Glaspool

    1894 Queenham Victorians FC

    1895 Glaspool

    1896 Glaspool

    1897 Sorrowford Albion

    1898 James Town Forest

    1899 Glaspool

    1900 Sorrowford Albion

    1901 Royal King Capitals

    1902 Glaspool

    1903 Sorrowford Albion

    1904 Queenham Victorians FC

    1905 Queenham Victorians FC

    1906 James Town Forest

    1907 Glaspool

    1908 Glaspool United

    1909 Hamfordbridge United

    1910 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1911 Thesingham City

    1912 Hamfordbridge United

    1913 Thesingham City

    1914 Glaspool

    1915 - 1919 World War One

    1920 Tenth Valley Green Raiders

    1921 Tenth Valley Green Raiders

    1922 Edwardcastle Fortress

    1923 Eastonburgh Scottish

    1924 Edwardcastle Fortress

    1925 Eastonburgh Scottish

    1926 Castle River

    1927 Coalport Cymru

    1928 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1929 Glaspool United

    1930 Thesingham City

    1931 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1932 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1933 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1934 Glaspool United

    1935 Manstag Shakespeare

    1936 Deenham

    1937 Manstag Shakespeare

    1938 Royal Eastonbrugh

    1939 Manstag Shakespeare

    1940 - 1945 World War Two

    1946 Glaspool

    1947 Eastonburgh Scottish

    1948 Ballwich City

    1949 Glaspool United

    1950 Edwardcastle Fortress

    1951 Edwardcastle Fortress

    1952 Ballwich City

    1953 Glaspool United

    1954 Glaspool United

    1955 Stagington

    1956 Coalport Cymru

    1957 Coalport Cymru

    1958 Newfort County

    1959 Ballwich City

    1960 East Engine Locomotives

    1961 Eastonbrugh Cornish

    1962 Manstag Shakespeare

    1963 Glaspool United

    1964 Coalport Cymru

    1965 Glaspool United

    1966 Glaspool United

    1967 Deenham

    1968 Deenham

    1969 Mudbrough Old City

    1970 Stagington

    1971 Glaspool

    1972 Deenham

    1973 Deenham

    1974 Deenham

    1975 Coalport Racers

    1976 Deenham

    1977 Deenham

    1978 Deenham

    1979 Queenham Victorians FC

    1980 James Town Forest

    1981 Deenham

    1982 Deenham

    1983 James Town Forest

    1984 Glaspool

    1985 Deenham

    1986 Glaspool

    1987 Manstag Orwell

    1988 Southceister

    1989 Southceister

    1990 Jamaican Old Boys

    1991 Deenham

    1992 Glaspool United

    1993 Glaspool United

    1994 Deenham

    1995 Deenham

    1996 Glaspool United

    1997 Glaspool United

    1998 Glaspool United

    1999 Deenham

    2000 Glaspool United

    2001 World War Three 2001

    2002 Glaspool United

    2003 Eastonburgh Arabia

    2004 Stagington

    2005 Stagington

    2006 Glaspool United

    2007 Eastonburgh Arabia

    2008 Glaspool United

    2009 Glaspool United

    2010 New India

    2011 Stagington

    2012 Stagington

    2013 Deenham

    2014 New India

    2015 Stagington



    Interesting Facts

    Most Successful manager

    Alex Dagham the Scottish manager of Glaspool United who won two world club championships, 10 league titles, four European Cups, 5 European Super Cups, and 1 cup winners cup between 1992 and 2009.

    England won one world cup in 1990. Missing out on the 1966 world cup when West Germany hit an extra time winner, at Old Wempden Stadium.


    England’s greatest player

    Bobby Linkham the world cup winning striker who scored 78 goals for England in the eighties and nineties.


    European Cup

    English teams have won 9 European Cups.

    Glaspool United have won 4 European Cups

    Deenham have won one 2 European Cups.

    Queenham Victorians FC have won 1 European Cup

    James Town Forest have won 1 European Cup

    Southceister have won 1 European Cup


    European Cup Winners Cup

    English teams have won 7

    The winning teams were Glaspool United twice, Queenham Victorians FC, Stagington, Eastonburgh Scottish, Deenham, Edwardcastle Fortress, and Eastonburgh Welsh


    Fairs Cities / UEFA Cup / Europa League Winners

    English teams have won 9 times

    Deenham four times, Edwardcastle Fortress twice, Stagington, New India, Coalport Cymru


    Glaspool United have won two World Club Championships.


    Anglo Scottish Cup

    An Anglo Scottish cup has been played between the Scottish teams that have not qualified for Europe and lower division English leagues teams.


    A Scottish English Good Causes Championship played each year between the winners of the Scottish and English leagues. The trophy is held at Old Wempden Stadium, and has been won by the English champions 56 times, 32 times by the Scottish champions and with 17 draws.


    Old Wempden Stadium is a 110,000 all seater stadium with triplet towers built into the stadium, with numerous stadium improvements over the years. Host of the 1966, and 2006 World Cup Finals.
     
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    What the actual **** <yikes>
     
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    I'd like to see the strips, can you not use MS Paint or similar?
     
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    You ok Tobes?
     
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    It would not have to be anything sophisticated, no need for fancy graphics, just a rough layout. Thanks in advance <ok>

    btw Great thread.
     
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    Thread and Poster of the year ...
     
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    Queenham Victorians

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    thread of the century.
     
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    Gret thread - thanks for sharing this with us all.

    One quick question - who has won the most Manstag Derbies?
     
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    Do you have a fixture list mate?
     
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    Who are the rivalries and any big derby matches?

    Any games marred by crowd violence?
     
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    Don't encourage the **** ffs
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    My head hurts
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You know I thought GC was bad but this place is fulla crackpots.
     
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    Also, some updates on transfer fees - biggest for one player, biggest spent in one season by a team etc
     
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    Don't like it, **** off and don't spoil the thread mate!
     
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    ****s thinking they are Arabs......wits all that about :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Jamaican Old Boys are a Scotch team, this thread fails
     
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    Oh.....ok.......Sorry big fella......don't set the fleeto on me......pleeeaaaaaase.
     
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    Mon the Edwardcastle Fortress
     
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