Should I... a) Get them seen to by a doctor? b) Get them seen to by my mate Stevie who dropped out his Medical Degree? c) Slap them about a bit and hope for the best? d) Get them cut off? e) Be a real man, stick the pain and stop complaining?
To anyone reading this... myself and fantastico did not, i repeat did not, get sore balls at the same time whilst playing conkers in a public restroom
I can't do that because I am at work. I did it once before and people thought I had a big attitude problem
there was this fella who used to get migraines all the time he would visit the doctor regularly had all the checks, xrays, mri etc finally the results apparently it was linked to his balls doctors advice get em chopped off the pain was so bad he went ahead and got them removed after intial sorenes etc he wakes up no pain he is so happy he decides to treat himself to a new wardrobe goes to gucci for some new threads the guy who serves him looks at him and says 40 short jacket? to which he replies yes 14 inch collar? again yes, wow your good 32 regular trousers? your brilliant yes size L boxers? no S, youre wrong he says the gucci guy looks puzzled if you wore size S boxers, they would play havoc on your balls and give you a god awful migraine sorry
