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My forcasts versus the media.........case proven

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Just sick of the media telling us our players are for sale, want to go to Liverpool etc, It once turned Jonesies head, and he never looked back, sic.

    well now its my turn, without any media training whatsoever.

    OFFICIAL... Lional Messi, is prepared to take a massive pay cut, to play for his childhood idols. Sunderland , he has heard so much about Downhill working mans club, just gutted that it closed before he could buy a house near the Shipwrights, but not to be too downhearted was informed that the Red House Club is still going, albeit it ****e,. He was greatly relieved to hear that Steels Club is still a bastion, of Tina Turners song " Simply The Best" all bands playing Steels have to play this, contractual, best ever was a MEATLOAF tribute band, fat ******* singing was choking on the words, but hey money is money , RIGHT?

    KAKA,
    Wants to come to his childhood heroes, because he has heard his name has special significance, to the people, especially, very young , just potty trained children of Sunderland.

    GYAN,
    Tells the national press, I will be leaving Sunderland to join my boyhood idols,,,, THE FUN BOY THREE. or was it THE DAGENHAM GIRL PIPERS?



    CAN GO ON FOR HOURS AND HOURS, not even mentioned them geezers north of whatsitsnme road baths either.


    so you heard it here first, any newspaper hack needing a thread or two, call me,,,,,,,, REMEMBER,,,, I AM THE SAUCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  2. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    Sorry mate, but PLEASE try using punctuation!
    Other than that, LOLOLOL! But do I detect a note of irony?
     
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  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Jersey, Diamond Hall Schoolboy, Millie lad, hard to work fingers, think, drink, smoke etc at the same time.
    I once read multi tasking could only be a woman thing, cos us blokes are not capable, correct........
    but with a bit of logic, which you DID apply, is workable outable, please remember, I am in Holland.
    so allowed to use Double Dutch [ cop out for pissed ] a good site or what?

    its getting there.
     
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  4. manageordieal

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    what a guy.... a leg end in your own mind
     
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  5. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    OLD ones are the best ****tingham.
     
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  6. manageordieal

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    Cheers Bill
     
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