Q. What's the difference between the 1p5wich Town team bus and a second hand dartboard? A. The dartboard has all the pricks on the outside ! The old ones are the best
Hollywood film makers admitted defeat when they tried to cast people from Norwich for the updated version of the nativity play... They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin! It's as bad as your's CS
What has 14 arms and an IQ of 4? The Ipswich subs bench. How many Ipswich fans does it take to change a light bulb? None- They're all happy living in City's shadow What do you call 20 Ipswich Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? Diahorrea. Q: Name three English clubs with swear-words in their names. A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal, and Ipswich ****ing town. What's the difference between a lift and Ipswich? A lift doesn't take 9 months to go down
An Ipswich fan rang the ground to see what time the next home match kicked off. "What time can you get here?" came the reply.
Norwich fan turns to his mate and says "I can count on one hand the number of chances we had today...!" His mate says "Yeah 6 chances and we still couldn't score!"
Fergie, Jewell, Dalglish and Lambert go to a pub for a drink. Kenny goes up and gets the first round of drinks. Jewell the second and Fergie the third. Lambert buys the next but Jewell complains “where’s mine?!” Lambert replies “sorry pal, this is the fourth round and you’re not in it”
A recent survey revealed people from Ipswich like incest jokes. It reminds them of their childhood...
1.) Q. If Man United fans watch Man United TV, and Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV, and Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV, what do Ipswich fans watch? A. The History Channel. 2.) Ipswich - Putting the relation into relationship. 3.) When the 'Josef Fritzl Incest Trial' started half of Ipswich tried to sign up and try it out. 4.) 1 in 4 girls in Ipswich have a problem with incest. Just goes to show how ****ed up their county really is.... 3 out of 4 girls don't mind it.
I thought it was Liverpool who watched the history channel, QPR the shopping channel and 1p5wich watched the fantasy channel.
My mate said if he won the lottery he was going to buy Ipsquit Down, and if he got 4 numbers up he'd get them a striker as well! ILD OTBC