Have you noticed that four of our best players all have names starting with a K. I think that to guarantee success we should only sign players that start with K. Kirchhoff, Kahzri, Kaboul and Kone have all been brilliant. We missed out on Kante (the lad from Liecester who went to Arsenal I think) but there must be others out there. I don't know if Kuntz, the German footballer is still playing but we could do with a couple of Kuntz in our midfield. Looking back, we've had some special K's in the side, Kevin Phillips for example although Kilbane may be the exception that proves the rule. So, we could extend it to having a first name beginning with K (Kolo Toure?) Another bonus is shirt sales. K is not the most popular letter on shirts so if we bulk buy the K's from the suppliers just think of the savings there. If that's still too hard to build a team then maybe we should extend it a bit more. For example, The symbol for the chemical element potassium is K Maybe there are some Scandinavian players with that name, Sebastian Potassium? This is so easy I don't know why Moyes hasn't thought of it. Of course, he can use my idea for free. By the way, don't let other forums know about this secret plan or they'll all want to steal it. I'm trusting you Tel, not to immediately phone up Mourinho with this plan because it's ours, find your own letter you thieving bastard.
Very cunning plan to unlocking the sleeping giant - now where's the Ki - ' it s my nervy pre season mindset playing up
I'm sat here on my last day of my holiday with the grand kids in Norfolk, chilling before the long ride home and am pi++ing myself laughing at this, brilliant. The kids,are asking what's so funny Grandad and I've told them you have to be a Sunderland fan to understand. Sadly their dad has got them following Liverpool, but their only young and there is still time. Thanks Charley you've brightened up what has been a dreary 24 hours football wise.
