The traitorous 'orrid back stabbing little **** just came home only for me to find a small chunk of cannabis resin stuck in his fur. It hasn't come from this house, I only smoke skunk. Wonder what else he gets up to? Determined to get one of those collar cams to see where he goes. No doubt he's off sampling the local crack houses and opium dens. Oh well it's a change from mice and birds I suppose. The little murderer.
Ha! Show me a kitten and a piece of string and I'm on my knees for an hour, guaranteed! They are amazing. I don't know how any man can be unhappy with kittens and ducklings in the world. Suggestion - wrap the resin up in tin foil, tie it to his collar, and let the little bugger take it back to where he got it.
Oh **** I thread about bird burglars. funk what's the difference between skunk and cannabis resin just joking.
Nah mate, bin. It was spoiled by cat hair well and truly and only about half a spliff. No mistaking the smell though.
You been to Amsterdam mate? I reckon all cats love weed, there's a coffee shop in the Leidseplein that has a resident cat, scratched me and the Mrs on the way out, I'm convinced if you don't leave it a bit on the end of your spliff it goes for you! My Mrs' mate also has a cat, who seems to love a good J. Maybe your cat is out hunting for you!
I've not been mate no. The cat in question doesn't like smoke in it face and stays well clear of lit spliffs and cigs, but I've got three cats and one of them loves getting stoned. So much so he hassles me for a smoke. He just sits on my knee and passive smokes it.
Stu's got his spade out. Out of interest mate, do you get yourself into sticky situations regularly, in the real world I mean?
the comment was about the cat we have four here ,only two are ours though feed them once and thats it home from home
Haha What's the city like nowadays has much changed in the last 3 years? They were on about banning Brits from smoking last time I was out there. Love the place I'm gonna go out there probably late this year
Whenever i read about cats it brings back bad memories we had a big white tom called Wilba when we were first married and one night he was sitting on my knee happy as hell while me and my missus were watching corrie when he just turned round and sunk his teeth into my chin, i chased him round the house and when i caught him threw him out the back door and he managed to get his claws in the top of my arm and went down the full length the next morning my arm was like a ****ing zeppelin the sod had more venom in his claws than a komodo dragon. Needles to say I have never watched Corrie again lol.
one of ours was on my lap when aj got the late winner against Newcastle I jumped up and the cat was hung on the ceiling
