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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Mistress Orchid, Jul 31, 2019.

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  1. Mistress Orchid

    Mistress Orchid Playing with my Saxton

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    He gone missing. You find him, you give him back to me. I get angry otherwise.
     
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    Mistress Orchid, Jul 31, 2019
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  2. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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  4. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    Orchid should have 'owner operator 'under her name
     
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    Rorschach, Jul 31, 2019
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  5. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Orchid where do you live? Is it near to Micham? Is business good. We like to be friendly to new members
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Holy moly, she’s famous! <laugh>
     
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    Stan, Jul 31, 2019
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Pete gonna be well jel

    @DMD

    give Chubz a cuggle
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 31, 2019
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Pete knows, He gets his Hampton court adventure, twice a week.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 31, 2019
  9. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    What does he look like Mistress? If we can't find him would you accept a sub in his place?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Stan, Jul 31, 2019
  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Have you looked in the garage?
     
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    Treble, Jul 31, 2019
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was wondering when this would happen. :biggrin:
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 31, 2019
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  12. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Not that you’d know anything about it, of course. <whistle>
     
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    NSIS, Jul 31, 2019
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    I think Xena’s got him.
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 31, 2019
  15. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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  16. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    What do you do when you're angry? :emoticon-0104-surpr How do you normally punnish Pete?
     
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  17. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    Blimey... Milk"ll be asking for a price list next :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Rorschach, Jul 31, 2019
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  18. brb

    brb CR250

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    Hi Mistress Orchid,

    One of my Zulu Harem has called in sick for tonight, may I ask how much you charge for your services and are you able to make it to the caravan park over on the rec before 9pm tonight?

    Kind Regards
    Potential new client
     
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    brb, Jul 31, 2019
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  19. brb

    brb CR250

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    ps. hope you like your new title x
     
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    brb, Jul 31, 2019
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  20. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Nah, my owner won't allow me to pay for anyone else.
     
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