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My annual apology

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by jimileysbaldhead, Feb 12, 2019.

  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    To our postman for all the extra mail I get this week. Thankyou ladies for all your cards and gifts.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 12, 2019
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    I can only imagine the sheer volume of restraining orders you invoke at this time of year.

    He must have sore shoulders. Do NOT offer to rub them.
     
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    haslam, Feb 12, 2019
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Also a big shout-out for all the hotel chamber maids who have to clean the bedsheets on the 15th.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 13, 2019
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    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    They don't clean yours Jim they just hoy them away
     
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    mickeybnufc, Feb 13, 2019
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I actually had a wet dream last night, fell down stairs and broke me pyjama leg.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 13, 2019
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    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Showing your age there Jim, romance is dead and so are letters, I'll just be sending unsolicited dick pics to random numbers this valentines day...
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Feb 13, 2019
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