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My Annoying Things Part 1

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    When you walk into the toilets at work, go into a stall and find that some **** did not flush the toilet and has left a huge ****ing floater in the bowl.
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  2. -jordan-

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    when you go into said toilet to sit down and someone has pissed on the seat<ok>
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    ****s that don't wash their hands
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    That's why I wipe the seat before I sit.
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  5. Hash.

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    when you read about ****s not appreciating the floater and dribbles you left for them to see
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    People that piss on the seat or don't flush **** me off.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 23, 2011

  7. Sam Axe

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    There are oh so many of those ****s where I work
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  8. jenthesaint1990

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    dunno about you, but my mum taught me not to piss on my hands, so no problem.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 23, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When you have to wipe your arse about a hundred times.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2011
  10. irishgreen

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    ****s that indicate right then turn left <grr>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 23, 2011
  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    My workplace has someone who deliberately stuffs the toilet with hand towels

    If I ever catch the **** <grr>
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sep 23, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2011
  13. irishgreen

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    Ah,a fellow Guinness drinker I see <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 23, 2011
  14. Sam Axe

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    Ah guinness ****s are so satisfying
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Everytime i say " i'll change the grandaughter", the grandaughter says "****ing hell grandad i'm 16 now"
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  16. -jordan-

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    Strange indeed. It seems the more you wipe the less clean you get
     
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  17. irishgreen

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    If she drank Guinness you wouldn't volunteer soldier.FACT.<ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 23, 2011
  18. Hash.

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    youre doin it wrong ... try using a non soiled piece after each wipe <ok>
     
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    Hash., Sep 23, 2011
  19. -jordan-

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    <laugh>

    Also, front to back or vice versa?
     
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  20. gotcoffee

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    The hundred wipers must suffer from hairy holeitus ... A smooth crack will sort that out ..<ok>
     
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    gotcoffee, Sep 23, 2011
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