‘DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES OUT OF OUR CONTROL, WE WILL NOT BE OPEN UNTIL SOMETIME AFTER ONE O’CLOCK’ “Piss Flaps and Apple Macs”……that ruined everything…..pubs & restaurants in the city centre are rammed on match days and I didn’t want to share a table with Norwegian drunk whilst trying to eat a hot beef stottie (Newcastle gets a lot of Norwegian visitors, straight off the ferry)…anyways I had a Greggs cheese and onion pastie and a sausage roll whilst walking to William Hills to give them my money….I may as well just walk in, give the shemale behind the counter a tenner and say “here, buy yourself something pretty”. Actually it’s probably a bit harsh calling her a shemale…..but lets just say that she definitely has a touch of the Jimmy Saville about her......read the rest if you want
