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Murder Mystery

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    The police have found a body in the Tia Sharp case.
    They found it in the last place which she was known to have been, at her grandmother's house.
    Their main suspect? The granny's boyfriend, a convicted drug dealer with a weapons possession charge.

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    In his version of what happened on the day of the disappearance, he talked about her in the past tense.
    "She come downstairs, sat down, watching telly, played the DS, she had toast, then wanted a sausage roll - she was always eating sausage rolls - then she doesn't take her washing up so I take it out."

    Hardly ****ing Poirot, is it?
    They should've caught this twat in about 10 minutes.
    Bloody useless.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Well lets not rule out Neil Lennon just yet.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    But when the local plod says to him

    "aiight bruv, I needz axe you a question"

    ...well, you can understand
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He needs hanging just for being an ugly **** never mind a child murderer.
     
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    If David batty was a heroin addict that's what he'd look like.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Same age as my daughter. Doesn't bear thinking about. I would have no problems strangling the bastard who done it.

    Anyone else keep a closer eye on their kids when something like this happens?
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    That's very sad. Was hoping she would turn up safe and well.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    David Batty is a heroine addict these days.

    His favourite is Ripley from the Alien films.

    <getscoat>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Suppose I do, yeah.

    Mind you, I do that whenever I've seen a film where a kid gets taken/killed. I nearly took a week off work after watching The Lovely Bones.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    The book was much better than the movie. Harrowing.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I'll give it a miss. The movie harrowed me enough. The wife likes all those child abuse/torture books. Seems like masochism to me.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <RoseWest>,
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    :laugh:

    She's read the book about her too <inspiration>
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Goan yerself ya auld sheepshagger.
     
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  15. Mick

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    was that the 'uncle' who made the public plea?

    Ive broke my pc and only have the not606 android app, I'm like a virtual hermit :-(
     
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  16. Moses

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    I think it's partly to do with the age of your kids. I couldn't watch the dead baby bit in Trainspotting because mine were roughly that age.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I believe so.

    I've got the pic up on my Android, are you not connected via wifi?
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Your kids were babies in '96? Giving your age away a bit there mate ;)
     
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  19. Mick

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    I was going to start a thread the other day saying 'What price the uncle did it?' but I stopped myself, thinking it was a wee bit too distasteful - even for here.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I would've left it unmoderated Mick <ok>
     
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