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Mumps.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Nads, May 21, 2011.

  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    My lass has it.

    It's not very pleasant, she looks like one of them fat booth photo's you see doing the rounds.

    I just thought it was like chicken pocks or summat 'mumps' rhymes with 'bumps'

    This is a plea for sympathy.

    We should have landed in Malaga by now, and i should have been going to La Roselada tonight to watch Malaga get arse ****ed off Barcelona.

    Instead, i'm making chicken soup for the mrs and sat on the settee watching some dogshit programme about some couple wanting to buy a ****ing farm in Galloway.

    Add to this the non refundable flights on jet2, and i'm pretty ****ed off.

    Fortunately her uncle who lives over there has taken the 135 euro a pop tickets, or i'd be hoying her in the Tyne.

    And you though you were having a **** day....
     
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  2. Wherewereyou

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    Hope you've already had it!
     
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  3. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I haven't, so that's a slight concern.

    I'm pretty bulletproof in general like, i'd be mortified if i got it.

    Nowt i can do now anyway, if i get iti've already got it now i think, takes afew weeks to come through.

    I'll be sat on the beach in Marbella looking like John ****ing Merrick.
     
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  4. Wherewereyou

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    I'm on the Costa meself in a couple of weeks, so I'll recognise you easy enough!!!
     
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  5. Nads

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    Ha.

    We're moving out there on the 5th June, was meant to be there today to finalize some stuff with the house and arrange a delivery date for a car, i'm gonna have to go midweek, which is a right pain in the arse.

    In all honesty though, if i'm honest i'm a soft twat, and when push comes to shove, you have to look after your mrs don't you.

    Sadly.
     
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  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Dont you mean opening a tin. Give her a kiss from me, go on, dare you
     
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  7. Nads

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    Making/opening a tin, whatever.
     
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  8. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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  9. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    My sentiments exactly.
     
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