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Ms. Burns

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. lone ranger

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    i think reality is crueler. he comes home after 2 years of getting pissed up, cant find a job "because there's just nothing out there mum", signs on the dole and shuts himself up in his old room.

    fast forward 30 years and the fat **** is still upstairs, she's still paying off the mortgage and all she's got to show for it is hearing her twat of a son tell the same "when i was in america...." story for the 1000th time <ok>

    FYI in the end she kills herself.
     
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    <laugh>

    Now, this is better... and all round happy ending!
     
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    At least the poor fecker will be able to say "Do you want fries with that?" in an authentic American accent. £60,000 for 2 years in New York? Is he staying in the Waldorf Astoria?
     
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    What do you people care?
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Let them get on with it. His mother has faith in him. I wish him well.
     
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