Mrs Now Thinks I'm Gay

I never check the email at home.
She goes on the other night and asks me who the **** is this Bhoy From Brum who wants to be my friend.
She now thinks we are the biggest shower of losers on tinternet. <laugh

 

hence why a never accepted

i dont know what hence means

 

Two steps up from a Fence.

It goes; Fence, Gence and then Hence....

 

Good word

Someone used ergo in an email at work the other day.
Ergo?? You're from Wishaw ya daft ****.

 

A guy on here thought exponential was a type of bearing grease last trip. ****ing half-wit.

 

I used to work with someone who thought amortising was the same as nickel plating.

 

TBF you were the one asking what I wanted for dinner now we were pals

 

Brum's my pal and I'm in his cool gang.

Back off muthafuckas.

 

I wasn't critisizing, I'm happy, nay proud to count him as a friend.
Just don't tell MrsW, coz I told her I'd never heard of the ****.