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Mr Nice = Mr Dead

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Good book, but very average show when he did his tour.

    Anyhow, can't hep thinking that even though he lived an eventful life, smoked a lot, traveled the world, and met lots of famous people, he definitely missed out by turning down my offer of skunk and eccies at an after party at uni in 2003.

    You only think he's a twat, Grove, because you shed a tear over Savile.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    He was a twat because he was a drug smuggler. Never shed a tear over Sir Jimmy, felt sorry for DLT though. All he did was pinch some bird's bum which when compared to Messrs Savile & Glitter hardly seems worth the bother they went to trying to get him nicked. Quack quack oops indeed.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    He was a cannabis smuggler, exclusively. How does that make him a twat? The country that convicted and imprisoned him has now legalised the thing he was imprisoned for, in two states.
     
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    Smuggles cannabis = twat

    Abuses girls = sympathy

    <laugh> Alright there, RobSpur, give Grove his account back.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I saw one of his shows in the union at uni and I have to say it was utter ****e, I walked out after about 20 minutes.
     
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    Nice=Boring

    Any burd will tell you
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    He was more of a Radio star .
     
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    His book was good but he was a welsh ****... never watched him live and had no inclination to do so.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Has anyone tried these ?

    Big Tasty.JPG

    Ps This is not aimed at you Pud.
     
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    Yes. They're ****e, but then again so is McDonalds.

    I prefer Shake Shack.

    WATP
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    I haven't any sympathy for child abusers per se. Some bird turning up 30 years after she had a feel copped on Top of the Pops by the Hairy Cornflake is a whole way off Adam Johnson, Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris etc.

    Drugs are for mugs, stick to tea.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Did you ever play the computer game when you had to pick which country to fly to and when to change your passport etc?
     
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    <laugh> If i cornered a bird, be it yesterday or 10 years ago, and physically assaulted her by groping her breasts against her will, then i would, rightly, be labeled a sex offender.

    Drugs aren't for mugs. It's a scientific fact that those that don't enjoy drugs are cowards and support sex offenders, whereas those that do enjoy them, are brave role models who only ever get their cocks out when it's consensual.
     
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    And that, my friends, is SCIENCE.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    There's nothing like a refreshing cup of tea, with 8 sugars, to bring you out of an opium haze. <ok>
     
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    Was that aimed at me ?
     
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  18. monacoger

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    Sorry, no it wasn't and I should have made that clear, but seeing as you were the only **** to answer me, yes, yes it was aimed at you.
     
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  19. Toby

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    ^^^^ this guy knows his ****

    Grove, how the **** can you call a weed dealer scum? <doh>
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And Gambol's ex bird knows Gambol's ****, mainly because it is still smeared over her couch. Dirty **** that he is.
     
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