First of all I wont hold it against you if you shag my lass, infact your more than welcome too - as it is your day today after all!! It's a beautiful day for a great occasion so I will be toasting a few beers to you today pre match in various boozers around town. I also have you down as FGS and LGS. Your decision for the time when you fancy terrorising the Man Utd defence. Just make sure you tell Rooney about when Coleen asked you to console her earlier this season and I'm sure you can keep him right in your sky rocket tonight. It is YOUR day but It's also a special day for everything Black and White as this very day last season we clinched the Championship title. Fabricio if you can draw some inspiration from that day you can lead Newcastle into victory against an Old enemy tonight. The stage is set, everyone together as one and we will give it our best shot OH COLOCCINI....
Christ. Was it really a year ago that I was **** faced in Paris expounding in pigeon French the wonder of mushrooms and NUFC to the locals!
