Wouldn't pass it's MOT that heap of ****e, a bit like the current head coach at Newcastle FC... ****er
United man, Newcastle United...oh sorry they are far from it at the moment.....whens the 'bring back pardew', bedsheets coming out from them?
Sherry Sheera is their saviour.. Howay lad, get them shorts on ya crinkly arse and goan get them ya bald ****.. Couldn't make it up could you, Carver ffs..
Never has a manager came out and cause a **** storm with so much bollocks in such as short amount of time as this bloke. I wish we were sitting comfortably in mid table so I could upgrade my muffled guffaws to loud and open hysterics!
Its a shame Joke Kinear wasn't still there. They'd have had the best Director of football in the world, and the best coach in the country.
Would have made a great photo that like.. Two of the most stupidest people on the planet in the same room with IQ's outside waiting in the corridor..
Here he is with Coloccini's letter ......... the man is absolute comedy gold please log in to view this image
Does the JC on his shirt stand for 'just ****'.. He reminds me of a bad plumber who cons old people..
And Carver just carved them 2 fish up just right to feed the twats.. Oh and don't forget, Ashley supplied the knife, fish, sportswear and glue on fingernails..
Imagine if Jesus was a mag....he be crying, 'da, forgive em, cos they havn't got a fooking clue wat they are deein like, itried me best, but there's nee hope ere man' with 50000 screaming fruitcakes wandering around with black and white crosses.
Let's hope these lesser coaches he faces in the last few games want to shove that right back down his throat.
