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Moyes quizzed over drunken assault

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Hes a very bitter man but lets not forget United are **** and Moyes was just unlucky to have such ****s play for him...

    or some complete and utter ****ing bollocks like that....
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    No one is saying its all the players fault.
    Moyes was ill equipped for the job both in his tactical acumen and in his handling of the media, no one is debating that.

    But the way you spin it is that your squad is perfect, they are world beaters, but the reason they finished 7th is ALL down to Moyes being ****! Or some equally unbelievable bollocks like that.

    Lets not start this debate again
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wine bar fight! Oh my!

    Whole thing is caught on video.


    Man: Oh, I say old chap, you're not drinking the '73 Chardonnay are you that's all rather passé
    Moyes: Why, I say! That's most shockingly rude and ungentlemanly conduct of you.
    Man: How dare you call me ungentlemanly- I ought to slap you with my genuine Italian leather riding gloves.
    Moyes: You vile fiend! I'll have you.

    [at this point David Moyes pushes the man away with his diamond encrusted walking cane, huffs and triumphantly walk backs to table- man is shocked at this assault and calls the police]
     
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  5. TBF, he did spend a long time at Everton...:bandit:
     
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  6. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Clearly its whats being implied. poor old Moyes. Stood no chance at all. Poor sod tried his little heart out and if it wasnt for those pesky players he'd have taken over the world.

    the bit in bold has never been said by anyone at anytime ever. Feel free to prove other wise along with anyone else though.
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Moyes is from Glasgow.... and the man from Clitheroe....

    Man - hjbgwfjbdf
    Moyes - Ya wee fecker och aye nafnvdsm
    Other people - huh?
     
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  9. VanGaalOut

    VanGaalOut New Member

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    That Joshua Gillibrand looks like a twat and Moyes put him on his arse lol
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ‘Moyes had completely lost it and was bright purple in the face and quite clearly out of control.

    **** me. Only there 10 months and already exhibiting 'Fergie Syndrome' <yikes>
     
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  11. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    fair play to Moyes <laugh>. Guy looks like a melt.
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    The kid looks like a right ****house.

    Who the **** gave him the right to abuse Moyes like that in a public place, just because he's a celebrity?

    The gobby little prick deserved a smack by the sounds of it.
     
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  13. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Probably a Man Utd fan then ... <whistle>

    Definitely a Man Utd fan, then! <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  15. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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