'I say T'was a start to forget.... Many frowns and losing bets... Its been Soo bad it don't seem real, Thank god, I say for Martin o Neil Catts, Elmo and the rest... You've been too far from your best Let the Irish magician man... Take this club out of the pan Stevie Bruce, we wish you well, Don't hold a grudge or give him hell. Surely, by now we're used to it... High aspirations and failing to hit So c'mon let's forget all that has been And focus on getting behind this team We'll still end up above the mags Come the end we'll have the right to brag We are Sunderland, say we are Sunderland!!!
Warm Pouch, Warm Pouch, Always on our site, Warm Pouch, Warm Pouch, Spouting off his ****e, Warm Pouch, Warm Pouch, This may come as a shock, Warm Pouch, Warm Pouch We think you are a cock...
Needs work. I'm sure your carer will assist if you wave furiously and can take your tongue off that window.
There was once a mackem named commachio His favourite nut was a pistachio Short got rid of Bruce With O'Neill ruling the roost In celebration he grew a mustachio
Whey hey.. But then the floods came.. I'll never look the same Hot sun and water Don't make you look how you outta This poem is so ****ing lame..
There once was a manager called Bruce, He stuck his head in a noose, He jumped from off the wall, Because of ****e football, Along came O Niel, To add a bit of steel, Got the lads playing again, In matches and when they train, We got back our pride, Which went right through the side, It wasn't long alas, We showed a bit of class, As we put on a better show, The goals began to flow, We finished the season seventh in height, The mags dropped like bricks playing ****e. (finished 12th LOL)
WarmPouch came on our board, By Reg he then got gored. The Mackem's gave Pouch hell, For having a single braincell. Then they all got bored.
A fish called Warm Pouch is an odds on bet, To jump out of the water straight into my net... He bites like a piranha, and is obviously not a thinker, I wonder how long it will take him to be caught hook line and sinker...