Grow a moustache. For November. Pretty big thing it's about prostate cancer awareness, and it's also a laugh.
I've considered it, but then I decided I'd rather just give money than have to live with the weird ***** beard I invariably end up with.
oh I know ***** beards are possible. But for Movember you'd be growing a moustache, not a beard, hence eliminating the ***** beard possibility. I personally am going for a handle bar with mutton chops