Mouser Watch #2

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Kate, nobody here believes that all Mousers are shell-suit-wearing, job-dodging, Cilla-loving, curly-haired, Tom O' Connor-philes, screaming "eh-wack!" drunkenly at passer-byes.

Quite the opposite, in fact. Everton fans, for example, seem quite normal.
 
Bit touchy aren't you lads, theres a mountain of vitriolic untrue jibes about LFC, Scousers and the city of Liverpool on this thread and its "banter", now all of a sudden vitriolic untrue jibes aren't allowed if they're about Spurs.

They do seem a bit touchy on here at the moment mate eh....I will try and cheer them up with a few jokes :)

Q: What is the difference between a Tottenham supporter and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a few years.



Q: What’s the difference between a fat bird and a Spurs striker?

A: Even a fat bird scores once in a while!



Q: How do you castrate a Spurs supporter?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth


Q: What do you call 5 Tottenham fans standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.
 
Bloody hell! You Mousers really do get your jokes from the Jimmy Tarbuck scrapbook!