Mother's Day

Don't forget chaps that Mother's Day is just around the corner !

 

I hope you all bought nice presents

 

Is there a Motherfcukers Day? I'll send a card to Hughes

 

I would love to send him the chelski casket and bury the kunt alive !

 

Every Mothers day needs a Mothers night


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I think you'll all find he correct name is Mothering Sunday...

...not to be confused with Smothering Sunday when Big Bertha comes round and sits on my face.

 

Sorry boys..already had our mothers day..way ahead of you...!

PS...Secret. Why have you not put OT in front of your post or was that decided against in the end?

 

Tell me why should I bruv? We've asked for an off topic forum and the owner don't even read pms and is more interested in helping sweatys out...

no chance

 

Sorry mate. i thouht that was being trialed or was the general agreement. havent really followed it TBH.

i just thought thats what we were all doing? Never mind, I dont really care that much

 

Thats news to me bruv !

hows tricks for you? I'm just coming back from ruislip manor moons think rowlys missus was in there, plus some hot looking chicks lol and for old folk like ya, happy milf day

 

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but mate, its not even 10pm your end and no-where near closing time...school in the morning ?

 

Nah it's called amoxcillin aka don't over do it son

 

I am a mother...What I want is three points from the match v Sunderland on Saturday evening....PLEASE

 

I hope your wish come true Beth, heck will all hope it happens !!

 

Listen guys - my Mum died not so long ago - so, yeah buy her some choccies or flowers or take her out for lunch. Good for you... BUT TELL YOUR MUM HOW FANTASTIC SHE IS. The best gift you can give for your Mum is to make a vow and stick to it.... tell your Mum you love her every day. (Sorry for getting all emotional - I'll get off this and listen to the cricket.)

 

Sorry to hear this mate, just try and remember all the happy memories of your mum

all the best

 

I thought you were reared by wolves (in the wilderness of molineux) SR?

 

I have the heart of a saint !

 

I bought my 'cheese & kisses' ( wife ) flowers, I think .................mmmmmmmmmm'n ... that's right, Cauliflowers.
Well it's better than last years effort ......... sweet FA !