In response to the fan who shall remain nameless here is a new post. Are any of you dressed like Morrissey out of The Smiths? I was thinking circa 1985/6 with the floppy hair, specs and a hearing aid with one of those long trench coats that they gave out when de-mobbing the WW2 soldiers. "The Fan" would think this indicates that you are an atheist. Or not, he wasn't very clear. Something about dinosaurs has been taking up a lot of his time recently.
I used to dress like him but once I hit my 40s I suddenly becaime subject to a law that said you have to buy all your clothes from Marks and Spencer.
Ah ****in love Morrissey. If I wiznae such a ladies man(which ah am, coz I awways get ma hole), I'd let that Morrissey give me wan right in ma bum.
Get a ****in job you Fenian bastart. You are oan here awwratime and ahm no. <hunnersapointlesssmileys>