How are we all today??? Quite sunny here in Fife today but it is ****in freezing. The burd got all in the huff with me last night because i kept on texting folk while i was in her presence. You'd think it was illegal. So I got fed up with being looked at like i was a serial killer and buggered off and bought myself a new golf bag. What did you all get upto last night?
You're mental Muir. Did it go like this... "Stop staring at me ya cow" "Chuck it - stop staring at me, I mean it. I'm allowed to text ma pal" "Right, thats it, you've pissed me right off now. I'm away to buy a golf bag That'll learn you!"
Slept in this morning by 3 hours and nobody noticed. Was meant to start at 6:15 this morning but forgot to set my alarm up last night.
Yeah, total fluke nobody noticed I wasn't about. Feeling ropey from the weekend still. Never a wise move having a bucklers weekend before I go offshore.
Been seeing this bird lately, she's no bad but I caught her looking at me on Fri night. Pissed off so think I'll go and buy a new pair of shinnies. That'll teach her.
had to give mrs.lr a lift into heriot watt this morning as she's heading into edinburgh. i'm not at my cheeriest in the morning and this one started with a flat tyre, then the footpump breaking and me smashing it to pieces against a lampost as she sat in the car, we decided it's probably best if she gets the train from now on.
i bet muir is one of them wee fannies that goes about trying to fight folk for looking at him. "whit you lookin at?"
Reminds me of this huge out and out gay guy in our school - one day we were walking through the yard when the gay guy winks at ma mate My Mate: "I'll bust your ****ing face ya fruit" Fruit: "Sure I'll burst your ****ing star " My mate was just dumbstruck
Mick My mate got a kicking off my queer cousin. My mate thought he was a hard-case at the time too. Never said boo to a goose after that. My cousin is a ****y, lanky beanpole so the boy must have thought it was going to be a piece of piss fighting him.
Muir ya wee fud, you see my thread from yesterday? Page 2 and onwards He's not used to seeing the bird looking at him....usually she forces him to wear a bag on his head
Yes I learned to be like this from all you magical people ML - Just read it there Seen the thread last night but was only interested in the picture
Would you throw her a length? She text me last night begging to come see me but I'm not telling her my new address, **** that for a laugh I might try get her to send me dirtier photos That whole thread quickly got off track
