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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by jimileysbaldhead, May 24, 2013.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Give us a song lads...<laugh>


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  2. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I think 'Antivist' by Bring me the Horizon is the song we need for Pardew.

    A few of it's marvellous lyrics:

    I'm sick to death of swallowing, every single thing I'm fed.

    The world is a **** tip, your children are ****ed

    United, we'll fail.
    Divided, we'll fall.
    We're ****ed, but you're makin' it worse.
    United, we'll fail.
    Divided, we'll fall.
    Give up, 'cause you're makin' it so much worse.

    Oh, give me a break you deluded, ireful, self-serving prick.
    If you really believe in the words that you preach,
    Get off your screens, and onto the streets.

    Well, to that,
    I say you're a ****!
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;eo_MZEPRDVs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo_MZEPRDVs[/video]
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    He's a top manager and I'm over the moon he's staying.
    He has sexy teeth and a nice daughter too.
    Long live Sir Alan Pardew.

    Now where is that noose?
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Jim, like Pards, you're a legend. All about Pards below:

    [video=youtube;ThDBf14qPsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDBf14qPsc[/video]

    [video=youtube;9fWvub_WBho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho[/video]

    [video=youtube;3jsMrpyeG4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsMrpyeG4M[/video]
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 24, 2013
  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    " All of you non believers on not606 that wanted me out have got dicks that big, you should have listened to Warm Pouch, jimileysbaldhead and a couple of the other lads who obviously know their stuff "........<laugh>



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  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    So says another smarmy bastard.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to tie some lead weights to your ankles.
     
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  9. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    Mike & Alan read another press release about affordable football..
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You're being very flattering to them, are you looking for a free ST?
     
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