No you won’t you dog shagging retard, the North might be higher up on the map, but sea level doesn’t work like that. And I live in Muswell Hill, the waters will have to rise a long way before I get my feet wet.
Anyway chaps, just reporting in that I wasn't stabbed in the muslamic stabbing shenanigans in Sydneystan today. I felt your thoughts and prayers.
The Jocks were involved in the last one, unsurprisingly. Apparently of the opinion that Charles I was a Fenian, they kicked his **** in and handed him over to Cromwell’s army.
Another 16 year old in Camden https://news.sky.com/story/murder-i...stabbed-to-death-in-northwest-london-11784153
21 murdered teenagers 20 brown 1 white https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...unster-crime-knife-crime-latest-a9055466.html