The Londonistan violent crime thread

Should've coshed her

 

It certainly seems legit

 

In what sense, sir?

 

Quiet, you.

 

That it is a piss take and it wasn´t designed/marketed/sold by any religious organisation

 

Haha, sorry, I was just amazed by his stupidity.

 

I can tell you did not attend a Catholic school.

 

Really?

 

Oddly, that's what fuddy says all the time. Don't know why.

 

Daddy issues ?
I bet not too much to shave on the poon

 

I did, with my mighty love truncheon

 

The first night we indulged she was hairy everywhere, it was like trying to shag a guardsman's hat. She admitted that when between boyfriends she let it all grow au natural so by the next session she'd done the legs and under-arms and gave the poon a trim. As she wasn't sure what kind of muff I might like she left it fairly hairy but said if I preferred it smooth she'd let me loose with the razor. Shaving her Mary Hinge was a most pleasurable experience.

 

Off coarse ewe do .

 

Although I am a fan of the bald poon I am also rather particular to the "half and half" as sported by 80's jazz mag stalwart Racquel Darrian who had a fine mop of naughty hair on top but all whipped off around the interesting bits. Best of both worlds as you get a nuzzleful amount of bush but without having to pluck unwanted pubes from between your teeth.

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First person to be jailed for acid attack murder .

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/31/teenager-jailed-for-17-years-over-fatal-acid-attack


Can you guess what he looks like .

Xeneral Webster where do sooties get these stupid names from ffs ?

 

Not sure, ask @Patience

 

His acomplice Daeshawn Johnson the 3rd is still on the run.

 

Xeneral