The Londonistan violent crime thread

Yep, camels' ones

****in yaaaaaasssssssssss

 

I hate feet. Can't look at them. That **** Gas started posting porn pics with feet in them to wind me up.

 

You're getting me worried

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I've told you before about staying off my Facebook page!

 

^^^^ has never bummed anyone.

I think Grove may actually be the writer of Jay's lines in the Inbetweeners.

What a tragic ****ing life

 

Inter what ffs?

How do you do that, and does it only work for gayers? What have I been missing?

Asking for a friend, obvs.

 

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Intercrural.

You shag sumbdy between their thighs, and it's game for gayers and non-gayers alike. Nowt much, it sounds like rather a dull sexual practice.

 

Could you use 2 turkey thighs,asking for a friend?

 

I am familiar with this practice as it goes - one of my first girlfriends would only allow me that. Betwixt her thighs was as close as my eager knob ever got with her...

 

...and with her knickers on I bet. Better than nuthin I suppose.

 

Correct, a dry ride is better than nothing.

 

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@Muppetfinder General

 

The masturbator will have superior arm strength and won't fall.

 

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After weeks of persuasion, her knickers eventually came off.

But that was it, entry was still steadfastly refused.

 

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Most normal people wash their hands as a way to stay clean and prevent the spread of harmful germs. When using the restroom, a normal person will wash their hands upon entering the restroom, so as to not spread bacteria and viruses to their genitals, and then relieve themselves afterwards. This is why non masturbators do not give themselves STDs.

On the other hand, Masturbators will relieve themselves first (with soiled hands), then wash their hands AFTERWARDS. They do so to wash away the disgust of what lives on their genitals, as well as the subconscious shame they have from being a Masturbator. Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS.

The next time that you see someone washing their hands afterwards, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone. Praise!

 

"self-raping"

Religious people are ****in crazy.