The Londonistan violent crime thread

It's yer own fault for no being white.

 

Do you smell ?

 

Should've threatened to take one of them with you

 

They were bigger than me. Nothing happened but in the two years I lived in London you'd often get tube lines closed in the morning due to "body found on the track" and I'm guessing most of those weren't suicides.

 

Don't think I know that one, was it a B side?

 

Strangetown

 

Stopme's train was near London bridge at the time so it's another of those tales from the riverbank

 

Cracking walk up the Southbank from London Bridge station.

 

Yeah it's great - bloody crowded sometimes though!

 

It's been ok when I have used it but normally quite crowded. I wouldn't fancy being on an empty one to be honest. But I am one of life's cowards!

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-43781191

 

That would take some doing seeing as the trains can't move unless the doors are shut

 

When I lived in London (1989-91) you could step between carriages and that space between the carriages was not sealed. You would know this of course.

 

And another one

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/death...0-teenager-stabbed-death-forest-gate-7473127/

 

Woman uses different men to take her on holidays costing £100,000 @Gambol

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/18/woman-uses-different-men-take-holidays-costing-100000-7477066/

Without a second thought,wid

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Ah wid, but a wouldn't pay for it.

 

Makes me pwoud, very pwoud...

Dundee mum to stand trial accused of battering daughter since birth and masturbating in front of kids

The woman, 49, is alleged to have carried out sex acts on herself while her daughters were in bed with her while 'making sexually explicit comments'

The woman also faces charges of lewd, indecent and libidinous practices and behaviour towards her two daughters.

It is alleged that on various occasions she brought her eldest daughter into her bed and masturbated in her presence and made sexually explicit comments.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2520781/dundee-mum-accused-attacking-daughter-since-birth/

 

Gambol's not known to splash the cash on women unless he's buying them a tit job.