The Londonistan violent crime thread

* Chocolat

 

^^poof

 

^^^

Bitter because his wife left him for an immigrant called Leroy.

 

^^^ Married a Japanese sex robot called Steve

 

* L'Roy

 

Check oot the tranny:

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/transgender-woman-wins-love-man-12341637

 

What do the spunk receptacles look like ?
Does it feel different when you are pumping away ?
Do you need a lot of spit to stop it chafing?

ST's Tranny facts 2018

 

Still got the tackle in place so you'd just be f.ucking a man with tits. Come back with photos of what it looks like after the full snip and tuck.

 

**** off, poof.

 

Bum and mouth
Yes
No just use plenty of lube, then answer 2 might be no

Happy to help,
Always remember the lube

 

The clever ones will dress in a smart school uniform carrying a satchel filled with gear and won't get a second look from the po. As the great man said: "the police are cunning but thick don't hand it to them on a plate".

 

And risk getting anally raped by Grove. **** dat blud, better off taking chances with the feds an dressing gangsta stylee.

 

I see there was another despicable pape priest sent down today for anally abusing the preteen congregation.

RC scum.

#timetoshutthatshitdown

 

Very slim chances of this actually happening. 1) I don't bum boys 2) even if they happen to be female they are almost always of ethnicity and I have a racist penis

 

Simon's going love this:

Racially aggravated assault on Central Line - London

We’re appealing for information after a vicious and racially-motivated assault on the Central Line.

At around 3.45am on Saturday (7 April), the victim – a 24-year-old woman – was talking to some friends in Spanish.

Two nearby women heard her and started shouting at her, saying she should be talking English when in England.

They then grabbed her hair and pulled her around by her hair. This resulted in injuries to her scalp and cuts to her face.

The women were both black and had braided hair. They were believed to be in their late twenties and one was wearing a brown jacket, while the other was wearing a black jacket.

The train was travelling from Liverpool Street to Stratford.

http://media.btp.police.uk/r/15373/racially_aggravated_assault_on_central_line_-_lon

 

Most blacks are racist.

 

If you are on the central line heading towards Stratford at 3:45am there will be an increased chance of this sort of stuff happening .

By your own definition the attackers were Londoners so the colour of their skin or hairstyle (guaranteed weave) should be irrelevant.

I'm sure the Mayor will come out and make a stand about this racist attack.

Or possibly not because it wasn't white men shouting at Muslims for wearing burkhas.

 

How is it on the tube in the early hours? Used to be quite an intimidating place around midnight before they went 24 hours. Cameras everywhere now?

 

The Jam?

 

Personal experience - a group of yobs threatening to put me out of the train while it was moving. Not many people about.