Has visions of Steven Davis & Billy Sharp playing keepy-uppy all alone at Staplewood, whilst sending death threats via text to their agents.
I'd piss myself laughing. If we're going to go downhill this rapidly, we might as well do it in hilarious fashion.
The `big` clubs are buying all our players because, err, they are generally better than everyone elses. Why don`t , for example, WHU, Stoke, Newcastle, Hull, Sunderland etc have our problem ? And there is the post world cup love-in, where anyone that was there is thrust into the spotlight. Except Maya.
All our players are insured, right? So rather than sell them let's just arrange for them all to meet with an "accident", and collect on the insurance.