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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Arsenal (a).

    Assuming he's not been kidnapped or deported before then, Alan Pardew returns to the Newcastle dugout after his ban when United visit the Emirates on Monday.

    Kickoff in this Sky Sports-televised game is at 8pm and all 1,800 away tickets are, United subsidising the cost by £10 per adult ticket from their away fan fund.

    The Magpies go to a ground where they conceded seven goals last season looking to end a run of five successive Premier League defeats - the club's worst run since a six game losing streak in December 1986 and January 1987.

    Squad: Moussa Sissoko may return after injury, but Davide Santon and Papiss Cisse won't play again this season.

    The current whereabouts, mood and fitness of Hatem Ben Arfa remain undisclosed.
     
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  2. Lieutenant

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    Alan really must be in a good position to be forgotten about by then.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    The players will really be on a high at having their manager back.
     
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  4. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Pardew the Plonker returns. Wenger keep your distance cause only god knows what could happen after Arsenals 5th or 6th goals go in.
     
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  5. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Look on the bright side, only two more to go after this one.
    Hopefully that will be the end for Pardew, Shola, De Jong and a few others.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe that's why we have an after watershed ko at 8:00 pm so that the kids wont cry.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A good place to start anyway.
     
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  8. stickpro

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    Maybe it won't be too bad as Remy auditions for his next club....
     
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  9. magicbus

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    Seemingly Pardew has said a lot of hard work needs to be put in before the Arsenal game and a win is a must against Cardiff no matter which we we play, In other words we will work hard against the Gunners and lose despite all the effort the players put in ( main excuse ) and its hoofball up to Shola against Cardiff.
     
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  10. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    This is like when Aragorn finally reclaimed the throne of Gondor.

    <returnoftheking>
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    But it wont be Pardews fault.
     
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  12. Sports_Direct_shareholder

    Sports_Direct_shareholder Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking along the lines of Smeagol falling off Mount Doom clutching the 'Ring'
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't it just be Pardew falling off the Tyne Bridge clutching his ring?

    It would give it much more local interest.
     
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  14. Sports_Direct_shareholder

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    I'm sure there would be plenty of willing pushers.....
     
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  15. Cliff Edge

    Cliff Edge keeper of the peace

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    If he's clutching his ring then my guess would be that ACS did it.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Inspector Wan on the ball again.
     
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