Got my windows open cos its a bit warm and i smelt the waft of bbq come through my window but i thought nothing off it but an hour ago i got up to let the dug out so it could do a ****e and what do i see my neighbour having a barbecue at after 1 in the morning? I said what the **** you doing and he said what does it look like ya fat **** cmon over! So i did and had a plateful and a couple of nice chilled red wkds while i spoke to him about the world cup and how he(hes 70) would "nail" Katy Perry given the chance! What a man! Only in Johnstone!
One morning my missus picked me up after her nightshift and we went down to her grans in Strathaven (she lives with her gran) and her gran was out in her nightdress watering the flowers, even though it was half 7 on Saturday morning and pissing it down
