More chance of sticking my head up my own butt.

Bookmaker Tom Waterhouse is offering a $25,000,000 pot for anyone who can pick the first 10 home in the Melbourne Cup. In the correct order of course.

 

How many guesses do I get?

 

As Sergei the meerkat would say....Seemples

 

Very simple task, but, since I don't need the money, I'll swerve this generous offer............

 

At least it's easier than the lottery

 

Puffins can...................stick their bills up their own arses that is

 

Evolution at it's very best Busty. If I had a head like a Puffin, I want to hide it too.

 

Surely B.K.S. Iyengar, the Indian yoga guru who passed away aged 95 in August of this year, must have been awful close to performing this nigh impossible feat?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...acher-to-the-stars-dies-at-the-age-of-95.html