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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Well troops, as promised he rang me last night at 19:30. Didn't answer. Have never answered.

    Then called me 7 times in 10 minutes between 20:50 and 9pm.

    Utterly tragic.
     
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    Patience, Nov 10, 2017
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  2. Tina.

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    Why don’t you answer you shîtebag?
     
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    Tina., Nov 10, 2017
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  3. Patience

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    Because according to Edge, it's just Monny breathing heavily and chimps screeching in the background.
     
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    Patience, Nov 10, 2017
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  4. Tina.

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    No it isn’t. Edge talks pish. He has a lovely accent and is top notch at dirty talk.
     
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    Tina., Nov 10, 2017
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  6. GroveRanger

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 10, 2017
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Do you still get these adverts in the back of the Sun?
     
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  8. Tina.

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    When Gerry is ready to shoot his goo, ye hear the bullseye tune in the background.
     
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    Tina., Nov 10, 2017
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  9. Patience

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    You sure it's not Planet of the Apes soundtrack?
     
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    Patience, Nov 10, 2017
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  10. GroveRanger

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    I wouldn't know, not read The Sun for years. At least since Page 3 stopped iirc.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 10, 2017
  11. Tina.

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    Tina., Nov 10, 2017
  12. GroveRanger

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    Mull of Kintyre?
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 10, 2017
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That´s where I´m from, or did you know that already?
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Phone me if you want you big tragic ****

    07817189226
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 10, 2017
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No thanks <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Nov 10, 2017
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  16. GroveRanger

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    I didn't know but thanks for the update. Whenever I see Paul McCartney singing that on TOTP2 my second thought will be "wow, Mon the Heid comes from there".

    The first thought when I see Mr McCartney is how freaky did he used to get with his second wife's stump. I imagine he used to grease it up and get her to stuff it in his arris.

    I was going to do some awful Beatles puns but thought it best if I just Let It Be.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 10, 2017
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    But Let It Be is a Beatles song so you actually did a Beatles pun without even knowing it, unless you thought of it Yesterday? ****IN´ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PMSL LOLZY <party>
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s my wee nieces number anyway. She’s 12
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 10, 2017
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In ye pop ffs of course I´ll be phoning it <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Nov 10, 2017
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  20. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Nov 10, 2017
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