Aleisha Dixon has jumped ship from Strictly, to Simon Cowells Talen(less) show. Apparently a last minute bid from the Lesta City chairman was rejected. Cowell is alleged to have said 'If I want **** from you, I will squeeze your head'.
What can I say - absolutely hysterical - You're a natural - Make sure you go on this years Britain's Got Talent - Honestly, you'll be a knock out
Just checked back in to see if bait has been taken, and found these two whoppers. They'll go in the keep net.
Oh no dopey - it don't work like that - You make a total **** of yourself, that reflects on you and you alone sweet pea - Now when you're on BGT remember to shout in an exasperated voice "Garlic bread"
You're the one biting me old comedian - Maybe you should have just gone with the old adage "when you're in a hole stop digging" you're coming across as more pathetic with every post
Talking about jokes Nigel Pearson will be lighting up the palladium tomorrow, after putting in a bid for Cameron Stewarts left toe and being told NO , it's rumored he will be putting in a double bid for stewart and Chester. I'm sure the answer will once again be No, thought I would stick it on this thread to keep up the humor
DF, Don't any Dull fan come across as pathetic with any comment they make. Their just a pathetic, small minded club.
